i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You're a waste of cheezeits
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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