he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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