I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I can't put those talents on a resume
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
