this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just had sex on a roof
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
