What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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