I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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