it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
