I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
