I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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