can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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