No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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