Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Pooping to opera.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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