Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You can't special order awesome
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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