Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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