is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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