honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize