Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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