hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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