were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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