i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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