Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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