Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
you are never too drunk for berry picking
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
