In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
