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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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