Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
where does the pee come out of this thing
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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