I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
God, you're like boner-b-gone
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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