the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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