yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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