I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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