Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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