CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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