what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
