But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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