i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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