Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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