I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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