Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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