i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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