I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I could make wine with my vomit
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
