Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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