can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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