Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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