i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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