On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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