mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i came on her dog
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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