apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
