I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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