this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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