do herpes really smell.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
did you just send me my own nude
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm like, not good at living.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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