Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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