no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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