i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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