whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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