i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Farmville is her only friend.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
