found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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