You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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