My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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